🛎️ Now that is a positively enchanting announcement… 🛎️

Schitt’s Creek Trivia is taking over Starr Hill Roanoke on Sunday, June 8th at 3PM, and we’re positively bedeviled with anticipation! ✨🧠🌹

Hosted by none other than Kelsey the Magnificent — the trivia sorceress behind our Harry Potter and Gilmore Girls epics — this event will test how well you’ve studied the town’s finest: the Roses, a Jazzagal or two, and possibly The Crows Have Eyes III. 👀🖤

🎭 But wait — there’s more than just trivia on the itinerary:

💅 “Ew, David!” Impersonation Contest – Think you can out-David David? Let your inner sass fly and walk away with a prize worthy of the Rose family estate (pre-audit).

🕯️ Rose Apothecary Pop-Up – Curated with care and unnecessary drama, stop by for lovingly handmade candles, artisanal photo ops, and wares vaguely inspired by nature and vaguely overpriced.

🥂 Sip on themed drinks, flex your fandom, and don’t forget to don your favorite wig, flannel, or couture sweater — costumes encouraged for extra bragging rights.

📍Sunday, June 8 | 3PM | Starr Hill Roanoke

All ages welcome. Be there or be simply… unrelatable.